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30 minutes later, after Tom's light therapy gadget turned itself off
- Annie: Why isn't your light on?
- Tom: It's on a timer. You're only supposed to use it for 15-45 minutes.
- Annie: In a single day? That's it?! What if you leave it on for four hours? Do you just morph into a state of elation?
- Tom: If you use it for four hours it's basically the equivalent of dropping acid.
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Tom ordered this crazy light therapy device after a few of us in the office talked about how we’re feeling the effects of SAD. It arrived today and A) is much smaller than I thought it would be; B) is much bluer than I thought it would be.
Below is my conversation with Tom as he unboxed his new gadget:
Annie: Will I get contact vitamin D high from it?
Tom: No, you’re not getting any of my light therapy.
Our conversation after it’d been on for 30 seconds:
Annie: Do you feel less sad yet?
Tom: This is the happiest I’ve ever felt in my life.
Shenanigans at blip:
Exhibit A) Jeff and light therapy: apply directly to your forehead!
Exhibit B) Bacon bounty makes Nate and Jared happy. Bacon-less Paul is sad.